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Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
STAN FREBERG HERE ... 1996 Archives


  1. A Martian Wouldn't Say That! (4-11-96)
  2. R.I.P., S.O.S. (4-12-96)
  3. The Martians Have Returned! (4-16-96)
  4. Politically Correct Fairy Tales (4-17-96)
  5. The Cow Report (Part One) (4-18-96)
  6. The Cow Report (Part Two) (4-19-96)
  7. "Silent Spring" Revisited (4-22-96)
  8. Paper Clip Puzzle (4-23-96)
  9. Kaczynski the Unabomber? Naah. (4-24-96)
  10. Cyberwords (4-25-96)
  11. Unanswered Questions Of Our Time (4-26-96)
  12. The Montana Report (4-29-96)
  13. Nixon Has New Tapes Out? (Broadcast Version) (4-30-96)
  14. The "Ex" Files (5-1-96)
  15. News From the Pothole Desk (5-2-96)
  16. The Language Junkyard (5-3-96)
  17. The Freberg Olympic Cigar Lighter (5-6-96)
  18. The Pike--"L-17" On Your Map (5-7-96)
  19. Harper's Index: Hong Kong Office Space, etc., etc. (5-8-96)
  20. Pennies From Freberg (5-9-96)
  21. Throw A Potato (Animal I.Q. Update) (5-10-96)
  22. You Call 5.4 An Earthquake? (5-13-96)
  23. Potential Vegetarian In The Making (5-14-96)
  24. Political Cartoon Update: Christian Woodstock, and so on... (5-15-96)
  25. What Are Little Girls Made Of? Do You REALLY Want To Know? (5-16-96)
  26. Happy Birthday, Empire State Building! (5-17-96)
  27. The Mad Cow Report (Cow Report Part Three) (5-20-96)
  28. J.F.K., Jr.--Stand-up Comic? (5-21-96)
  29. An Expression I'm Not Comfortable With (5-22-96)
  30. Donut Cologne (5-23_96)
  31. Words That Didn't Used To Be (5-24-96)
  32. Answering Machine Dilemma (5-27-96)
  33. More Unanswered Questions (5-28-96)
  34. In G-d We Trust? (5-29-96)
  35. A Failure To Communicate (5-30-96)
  36. A "Sign" of the Times? (5-31-96)
  37. Happy Birthday, Queen Mary! (6-3-96)
  38. A Shattering Experience (6-4-96)
  39. Saul Bass Remembered (6-5-96)
  40. Odd News Items: Pigeons, Pizza, and so forth... (6-6-96)
  41. Shoe House (6-7-96)
  42. In Support Of Suspenders (You Should Excuse The Pun) (6-10-96)
  43. The Typewriter Report (Part One) (6-11-96)
  44. The Typewriter Report (Part Two) (6-12-96)
  45. Latin Is Big In Finland (6-13-96)
  46. Harper's Index: Killer Bee Stings, etc., etc. (6-14-96)
  47. Camel With A Solar Panel (6-18-96)
  48. Political Cartoons: The Kennedy Auction and so on. (6-19-96)
  49. Stan's Book Review: "It's About Time" (6-20-96)
  50. The Great Casino In The Sky (6-21-96)
  51. Goodbye, Ella.
  52. Making Fun Of Hillary (7-1-96)
  53. Stan Freberg FINALLY Presents...The United States of America...VOLUME TWO!! (7-2-96)
  54. Odds and Ends: Nixon Behind Bars? (7-4-96)
  55. John Tesh--the "E.T."? (7-5-96)
  56. Before The Bomb... (7-8-96)
  57. There's Still Some Honest People Left (7-9-96)
  58. The Recent Inventions Report (7-10-96)
  59. A Real Mickey Mouse Operation (7-11-96)
  60. The Weekly World News (7-12-96)
  61. Defusing The Software Time Bomb (7-15-96)
  62. British Ice Cream Flavors (7-16-96)
  63. Foul-Mouthed Fowls (7-17-96)
  64. If At First You Don't Succeed...QUIT! (7-18-96)
  65. I Heard The Word On The Street Through The Grapevine (7-19-96)
  66. Vote For Dracula. (7-22-96)
  67. Harper's Index: Bathing Suits and Barbie Dolls, etc., etc. (7-23-96)
  68. Which Of The Royal Couple Gets Possession Of...? (7-24-96)
  69. Political Cartoons: Tobacco, Clintons and Alien Invasions (7-25-96)
  70. Remember Paper Dresses? (7-26-96)
  71. Too Many Proud Olympic Sponsors? Maybe. (7-29-96)
  72. Similar Sounding Names Too Confusing (7-30-96)
  73. The Freberg Part-Time Television Plan (7-31-96)
  74. Taking Up Residence At The Airport (8-1-96)
  75. Get Your Kicks On Route 666? Forget It! (8-2-96)
  76. Words Aren't Pronounced How They're Spel-led (8-5-96)
  77. Where Do Rock Bands Get Their Names? (8-6-96)
  78. Cyber-Talk: Give It To My Son and Al Gore [Contains weblinks](8-7-96)
  79. Pocketless Shirts: Good for Nothing (8-8-96)
  80. Is The Pope...polish? (8-9-96)
  81. How Cars Are Named (Well, One Car...) (8-13-96)
  82. A Really Outrageous...Bible? (8-14-96)
  83. Tasteful Talk Show Topics (8-15-96)
  84. New Products That Flopped! [Contains weblink] (8-16-96)
  85. Possible Life On Mars? Naah. (8-19-96)
  86. Hey, Kinko's! When Did The Noun "Office" Become A Verb? (8-20-96)
  87. More Confusing Names (8-21-96)
  88. The Great (???) Bob and Ray Practical Joke [Contains weblink] (8-22-96)
  89. A Few Random Frebergian Thoughts (8-23-96)
  90. Might As Well Face It, She's Addicted To Peas (8-26-96)
  91. Another Freberg Language Update (8-27-96)
  92. There'll Never Be A Hurricane Xavier (8-28-96)
  93. More Real Stupid Quotes (8-29-96)
  94. You Call Those Offensive Ads? (8-30-96)
  95. Rude Chinese Clerks: Rope It In, People! (9-2-96)
  96. Automatic Cow Wash/Harmful Singing Report (9-3-96)
  97. The Radio Hall of Fame (9-4-96)
  98. High Priced Movie Stars' Salaries (9-5-96)
  99. Please Don't Eat The Crayons (9-6-96)
  100. Dumb Doomed Words (9-9-96)
  101. What's In A Nickname? (9-10-96)
  102. Buzz Aldrin--Second Man On The Moon? (9-11-96)
  103. Outdoor Backyard Lawn Functions--NOT A Good Idea! (9-12-96)
  104. What's With All These Tall Sandwiches? (9-13-96)
  105. Belly Up To The Oxygen Bar (9-16-96)
  106. Lizard Dials "9-1-1," Saves Man's Life (9-17-96)
  107. This Book Stinks! [Repeat airdate: 9-18-96]
  108. Harper's Index: Super Bowl, Three Stooges, etc., etc. (9-19-96)
  109. A Long Lasting Piece of Gum (9-20-96)
  110. The Japanese Inventions Page (9-23-96)
  111. Non-Dysfunctional Freberg (9-25-96)
  112. The Dentists' Anti-Snoring Device (9-26-96)
  113. The Nap Report (9-27-96)
  114. Two Strange Manhattan Items (9-30-96)
  115. Ecologically Correct Armpits? (10-1-96)
  116. Down With Uptalk (10-2-96)
  117. 20 Naked Pentacostals (10-3-96)
  118. Duplicate Names--Really Redundant (10-4-96)
  119. Columbus Day (10-14-96)
  120. Warning Label For Couch Potatoes (10-15-96)
  121. Low Fat Fast-Food Flops (10-16-96)
  122. Happy Big "5-0," Computer! (10-17-96)
  123. Harper's Index: L.A. Jail and Dry Cleaners, etc., etc. (10-18-96)
  124. The High Cost of "Socks" (10-21-96)
  125. Fashions by...Pete Puma? (10-22-96)
  126. What Do We Call The Next Decade? (10-23-96)
  127. Downsizing "Downsizing" (10-24-96)
  128. Alien Highway In Nevada (10-25-96)
  129. Cartoon Update: Clinton and Madonna (11-4-96)
  130. The Airbrush Fairy (11-5-96)
  131. Memories of Morey (11-8-96)
  132. Stan's Book Review: "Scent-sational Weight Loss" (Part One) (11-11-96)
  133. Stan's Book Review: "Scent-sational Weight Loss" (Part Two) (11-12-96)
  134. Some More Odd Facts (11-14-96)
  135. A Few Travel Low Points (Airdate uncertain)
  136. Space Junk Update (Airdate uncertain)
  137. Product Tie-Ins From Hell? (12-11-96)
  138. Some Interesting New Cookbooks (12-20-96)
  139. Famous Christmas Lines? (12-24-96)
  140. Toys Of My Childhood (12-25-96)
  141. What Dogs Hear (12-26-96)
  142. The All Singing, All Dancing..."Titanic" ? (12-27-96)