Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
STAN FREBERG HERE...


Which Of The Royal Couple Gets Possession Of...?

Stan Freberg here. Well, the Princess Di and Price Charles split is official now; certain things for Charles and certain things for Di, just like most divorces end up. But what I want to know is, who got custody of...uh, finish that sentence when I come back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again. Charles and Di have finally agreed on something. He gets to keep all his palaces and property, plus the right to become king. She gets a lump sum payment of 22.5 million, plus 600,000 a year to maintain her offices. Also, Di gets to keep all her jewelry. But the official statement from the palace does not state who gets custody of the Freberg records.

I'm not being frivolous. I can't tell you how many people have told me, "My 'ex' got your CD about the U.S.A. in the divorce." Now, here's a solution for all these people, including Charles and Di.

Rhino has just released a boxed set of 2 CD's: the original Volume 1, plus the newly-recorded second volume covering the middle years of "Stan Freberg Presents the United States of America." Joining me are John Goodman, Tyne Daly, and a brilliant cast. And if Charles and Di can't find it in their record stores, here's a direct number they can call: 1-800-432-0020.

Maybe Charles and Di will each laugh so hard at their individual boxed sets, that they'll get back together again! After all, we thought they were a boxed set!

And it was such a beautiful wedding.

Stan Freberg here.



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