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...And now, from deep inside the Magic Pumpkin, and back from a long muscatel-induced hangover, it's time for...

The Story LadyTM

Starring...

Photo credit: unknown
JOAN GERBER
as The Story Lady!
With Byron Kane as Byron.
Is it possible to make these stories any more ridiculous than they already are? You bet!
Click a title to read these stories:
#1: The Brave Little Tailor Ridiculous Redneck version
#2: Romeo and Juliet Ridiculous Redneck version

#3: The Magic Cloak Ridiculous Redneck version

#4: The Tortoise and the Hare Ridiculous Redneck version

#5: The Lonely Elf Ridiculous Redneck version

#6:The Frog & The Grilled Cheese Sandwich Ridiculous Redneck version

#7: The Frog Prince Ridiculous Redneck version

#8: Tom Thumb
#9: The Princess and The Pea
#10: Rumplestiltskin
#11: The Shoemaker and The Elves
#12: The Emperor's New Clothes
#13: Hansel and Gretel
#14: Casey At The Bat
#15: The Enchanted Tree
#16: Johnny Appleseed
#17: The Little Tailor
#18: The Magic Needle
#19: The Enchanted Snail
#20: The Violin and the Princess
#21: The Little Toy Soldier
#22: King Midas and the Golden Touch
#23: Blackbird Pie
#24: Hobgoblin and the Beautiful Lady
#25: Beauty and the Beast
#26: Princess Edna and the Knight
#27: The Giant and the Tadpole
#28: Harold and the Magic Chicken Salad
#29: Lady, Your Sign Fell Down
#30: The Fisherman and His Wife
#31: The Real King
#32: The Magic Suitcase
#33: The Princess and the Pig
#34: The Genie and the Wine Bottle
#35: The Format Change
#36: Herbie Franklin the Rat
#37: The Pony Express
#38: The Frog and the Elf
#39: The Lost Continent of Atlantis
#40: Little Jack Horner
#41: The Centipede's Secret
#42: Lolita
#43: Live Audience
#44: The Curse of the Voodoo Doll
#45: The Brave Polish Soldier
#46: The Magic Chicken
#47: The Old Witch and the Dragon
#48: The Perfect Pony
#49: The Woodman's Sacrifice
#50: The Prince and the Dragon
Check below for the answers to the questions:

Who is TM?
What is TM?
Who is Byron the Elf?
What in the world is that song that plays on the music box?
How can I see other things in Ridiculous Redneck(or any other dialect)? And...
Who the heck was responsible for TM?

And while you're here, check out these other radio links:
The Bill Cosby 
Radio Program! The CBS Radio Mystery
 Theater - Still Under Construction! The STAN FREBERG HERE
 Archives Another SCHICKELE MIX Webpage!
CAR TALK with Click and Clack, the Tappett Brothers!
Coming soon to a webpage near you:
THE JARVIS CARDS!!!
...and be sure to listen, boys and girls, when the Story Lady tells us all about how Albert Anastasia got gunned down in the barber shop of a beautiful hotel.

The Story Lady is ©1968, 2001, 2002 Mel Blanc Associates.