...And now, from deep inside the Magic Pumpkin, and back from a long muscatel-induced hangover, it's time for... TM Starring... Photo credit: unknown JOAN GERBER as The Story Lady! With Byron Kane as Byron. Is it possible to make these stories any more ridiculous than they already are? You bet! Click a title to read these stories: #1: The Brave Little Tailor Ridiculous Redneck version #2: Romeo and Juliet Ridiculous Redneck version #3: The Magic Cloak Ridiculous Redneck version #4: The Tortoise and the Hare Ridiculous Redneck version #5: The Lonely Elf Ridiculous Redneck version #6:The Frog & The Grilled Cheese Sandwich Ridiculous Redneck version #7: The Frog Prince Ridiculous Redneck version #8: Tom Thumb #9: The Princess and The Pea #10: Rumplestiltskin #11: The Shoemaker and The Elves #12: The Emperor's New Clothes #13: Hansel and Gretel #14: Casey At The Bat #15: The Enchanted Tree #16: Johnny Appleseed #17: The Little Tailor #18: The Magic Needle #19: The Enchanted Snail #20: The Violin and the Princess #21: The Little Toy Soldier #22: King Midas and the Golden Touch #23: Blackbird Pie #24: Hobgoblin and the Beautiful Lady #25: Beauty and the Beast #26: Princess Edna and the Knight #27: The Giant and the Tadpole #28: Harold and the Magic Chicken Salad #29: Lady, Your Sign Fell Down #30: The Fisherman and His Wife #31: The Real King #32: The Magic Suitcase #33: The Princess and the Pig #34: The Genie and the Wine Bottle #35: The Format Change #36: Herbie Franklin the Rat #37: The Pony Express #38: The Frog and the Elf #39: The Lost Continent of Atlantis #40: Little Jack Horner #41: The Centipede's Secret #42: Lolita #43: Live Audience #44: The Curse of the Voodoo Doll #45: The Brave Polish Soldier #46: The Magic Chicken #47: The Old Witch and the Dragon #48: The Perfect Pony #49: The Woodman's Sacrifice #50: The Prince and the Dragon Check below for the answers to the questions: Who is TM? What is TM? Who is Byron the Elf? What in the world is that song that plays on the music box? How can I see other things in Ridiculous Redneck(or any other dialect)? And... Who the heck was responsible for TM? And while you're here, check out these other radio links: Coming soon to a webpage near you: THE JARVIS CARDS!!! ...and be sure to listen, boys and girls, when the Story Lady tells us all about how Albert Anastasia got gunned down in the barber shop of a beautiful hotel. The Story Lady is ©1968, 2001, 2002 Mel Blanc Associates.