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Byron the Elf: Time now for another visit with...



S.L.: Hello, boys and girls. Today we're going to hear the story I call "The Lonely Elf."

(SFX: Music box)

S.L: Once upon a time, very long ago, there was a little elf who...

Byron: Story Lady!

S.L.: ...and this elf, wh...what?

Byron: You're not wearing your glasses!

S.L.: No. I've got contact lenses. But the little elf lived all alone, and...

Byron: Story Lady, you're beautiful!

S.L.: Thank you. Anyway, the little elf was very lonely, and more than anything else, he was...STOP THAT!!!

Byron: I can't help it, I LOVE you, Story Lady!

S.L.: STOP IT! Get away from me!

Byron: I love you, I love you, I love you - OOH! Stop hitting me with your story book!

S.L.: You keep your grabby hands to yourself, you animal!!!

Byron: But I love you, I love you, I love you...

S.L.: All right, I warned you...

(SFX: Gunshot.)

Byron (weakly, after a momentary silence): ...thank you, Story Lady...be listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady tells us...what to do about a nasty shoulder wound...

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