Byron the Elf:...Time now for another visit with

S.L.(Obviously drunk) Hello, hello, boys and girls! Today we're going to hear the shtory I call "The Old (*hic!*) Witch and The Dragon!"(Giggles)

(SFX: Music box)

S.L.: Once...once upon a time, there's a big old dragon, and (*hic!*)...

B: Story Lady, you're DRUNK!<>/i>

S.L. Yoouoo mind your own business! Anyways, (*sniffle*) this dragon was going on...

B: You can't go on, Story Lady, you're disgusting!

S.L.: Oooh, yeah? (*HIC!*) Try THIS on for size, you dumb Byron announcer!

(SFX: Slap!)

B: Story Lady, you - you SLAPPED me!

S.L.: Yeah, I shlaaaapped you! (*HIC!) Whaddya gonna do about it, huh?

B: This!

(SFX: A connecting fist and breaking glass.)

B: Nobody fools with Byron, the announcer fella!...Thank you, Story Lady. Be listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady will sober up, and watch her big mouth!

(SFX: Music box out.)

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