Byron the Elf:...And now, boys and girls, it's time for another visit with

S.L.: Today's story is one I call, "The..."...uh..."...Frog and the...""...Grilled Chees Sandwich"! And it goes something like this:

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S.L.: Um...once upon a time, there was this, uh, big green frog, and, one day he was sitting on a lily pad, and along came this stranger, and this stranger says, um, "Is there anyone here who wants a grilled cheese sandwich?" And the froggy said, uh...

B: Uh, Story Lady?

S.L.: Yes?

B: Where did get a story like that?

S.L: Oh, it's, old favorite of mine.

B: Well, it sounds as if you're just making it up as you go along.

S.L.: All right, so what if I am? So what?

B: Well, it's just that...

S.L.: Look, I went to a party last night, and I overslept and just got up a half hour ago, and I didn't have time to prepare, so, what do you want from me?

B: Well, I mean...

S.L.: Besides, I think "The Frog and the Grilled Cheese Sandwich" is a good story. I think I make them up pretty good! Would you like to hear the rest of it?

B: Uh, no, thank you. We're out of time for today. But be sure to tune in tomorrow, boys and girls, when The Story Lady will tell us the heartwarming story of...

S.L.: Um, the, uh..."The Spider & The Blueberry Blintz."

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