Byron th' E'f: Howdy, fellas an' gals. It's time fo' t'other viset wif...

S.L.: Today's sto'y is one ah call, "Romeo an' Juliet," an' it goes sumpin like this:

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S.L.: Once upon a time, thar were two yo'ng lovahs named Romeo an' Juliet. But alas, their families were bitter inemies, an' fo'bad them t'see etch other. So they had t'plan secret meetin's whenevah an' wharvah they c'd. They loved etch other mighty deeply, an' had planned t'run away an' start a noo life togither in a distant lan'.

Jest befo'e th' happy lovahs were about t'run away, an evil messenger lied, an' told Juliet thet Romeo had been killed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Juliet was so on overcome wif grief thet she took poison an' died, jest as Romeo came t'git her. Romeo then knowed thet he c'd not hoof it on wifout her, an' so he stabbed hisse'f t'death, an' they all lived happily evah af'er.

Byron: Thank yo', Sto'y Lady. Be sho'nuff t'tune in agin next time, fellas an' gals, when Th' Sto'y Lady will attack a fine-known religion, as enny fool kin plainly see.

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