Byron the Elf: Now it's time for today's visit with S.L.: Thank you, and hello, everybody. Today's story is called, "Lady, Your Sign Fell Down," and it goes like this. (SFX: Music Box) B: Uh, well, uh, wait a minute. Story Lady. S.L.: Yes? (SFX: Music box slows down and stops.) B: This story you're going to tell us, it's not the one about the drunk who... S.L.: That's right, yes. The one where he's walking down the street and he goes past this big tall building, and he sees two... B: Uh, yes, yes, heh-heh...I know the story, Story Lady, uh, heh- heh...you can't tell that on the air. S.L.: Oh, are we on the air already? I thought this was just the rehearsal. B: No, no, this is the actual show - people are listening in. S.L.: Oh! Well, maybe I'd better do something else, then. B: Ah, yes. S.L.: (Ahem) All right. (SFX: Music box) S.L.: There was a young lady from Kent, Who... B: Er, never mind, Story Lady! S.L.: What's the matter? B: Just forget it! Boys and girls, listen again next time when another Story Lady will tell us another story. (SFX: Music box screws up.) ©1968, 2002 Mel Blanc Productions. Home.