Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
STAN FREBERG HERE... 1997 Archives


  1. Dubious Achievement Awards (1-14-97)
  2. What's "In," What's "Out"? (Airdate uncertain)
  3. A Few New Buzzwords (1-21-97)
  4. Raining Cats and Dogs--Could This Be True? (1-22-97)
  5. Fashions by...Pete Puma? [Repeat airdate: 1-29-97]
  6. Harper's Index: Clinton Waffles, etc., etc. (2-4-97)
  7. Beware of Valentine's Day! (2-5-97)
  8. More New Product Flops [Contains weblink](2-6-97)
  9. "Star Wars"...NOT Starring Stan Freberg! (2-7-97)
  10. A Talent I Don't Have (2-11-97)
  11. Tomorrow Is Valentine's Day (Don't Say I Didn't Warn You)! (2-13-97)
  12. "Spouse" - It Even Sounds Stupid! (2-14-97)
  13. What's The Frequency, Stanley? (2-17-97)
  14. Guilty of Kindness? (2-18-97)
  15. "Goodbye, Jesse." (2-19-97)
  16. Armed Police Dogs? (2-20-97)
  17. "Cool" Not So "Hot" In Turkey (2-21-97)
  18. Too Many Rocks? (2-25-97)
  19. British Ice Cream Flavors [Repeat] (2-28-97)
  20. Fowl-Mouthed Fowls [Repeat airdate: 3-3-97]
  21. If At First You Don't Succeed...QUIT! [Repeat airdate: 3-4-97]
  22. Stan's Book Review: "Going, Going, Gone" (3-10-97)
  23. The "Paws" That Refreshes (3-11-97)
  24. "The Experts Speak!" (3-13-97)
  25. Happy St. Patrick's Day To Green Mold! (3-17-97)
  26. 24 Hour Room Service (3-18-97)
  27. Send In The Clones! (3-19-97)
  28. Cartoon Update: Clinton and Downsizing (3-20-97)
  29. Happy Retirement, Pioneer! (3-21-97)
  30. The Language Junkyard [Repeat airdate 3-31-97]
  31. The Weirdness Index (4-2-97) [Contains weblink]
  32. Japanese Baby Names (4-3-97)
  33. Potential Vegetarian In The Making [Repeat](Repeat airdate uncertain)
  34. What's A "Walker"? (4-4-97)
  35. Robot Priest (4-7-97)
  36. Not Enough Earthquakes? (4-8-97)
  37. Your Normal Mushroom/Tunnel Project (4-9-97)
  38. Cartoon Update: Those Darn Clintons (4-13-97)
  39. The Semi-Good Neighbor (4-14-97)
  40. Japanese Vending Machines (4-15-97)
  41. The Earthquake/Flab Connection? (4-16-97)
  42. Fake Phone Calls-June Foray Thought Of It First! (4-17-97)
  43. A Sticky Admission From NASA (4-21-97)
  44. Pregnancy and Handi-Wrap, Located In Aisle 6 (4-22-97)
  45. Bad Environmental Ideas (4-23-97)
  46. Inflation Catches Up With The Tooth Fairy (4-24-97)
  47. Barking Zebras and Gray Flamingos (4-25-97)
  48. Dishing Out "Doublespeak" (4-30-97)
  49. News You May Have Missed (5-2-97)
  50. A Smidgen--Just A Mite More Than A Tad (5-5-97)
  51. Cleaning Up "Debris-Speak" (5-6-97)
  52. News From the "m&m's" Desk (5-7-97)
  53. The One, The Only...Groucho!!! (5-8-97)
  54. 20th Century Edison (5-9-97)
  55. Mother's Day (5-12-97)
  56. Harper's Index: Miracle Bras, etc., etc. (5-13-97)
  57. Chartreuse--The Semi-Revolting Color Returns! (5-15-97)
  58. A Tragedy For The 90s (5-16-97)
  59. Clinton Political Cartoons (5-19-97)
  60. A Golden Practical Joke (5-20-97)
  61. Light Bulbs: Round 2 (5-21-97)
  62. Memorial Day Salute (5-26-97)
  63. Leapin' Leopard Skin Hats! (5-27-97)
  64. One Swimmer's Victory... (5-28-97)
  65. What's Wrong With This Picture? (5-29-97)
  66. Name Confusion: Mia? Tia? Lisa? (5-30-97)
  67. Zaire: It's Archives, Man (6-2-97)
  68. Big Brother Is Washing You? (6-3-97)
  69. Road Rage (Part One) (6-16-97)
  70. Road Rage (Part Two) (6-17-97)
  71. What's In A Nickname?(1997 Version) (6-20-97)
  72. What Ever Happened To Scotch-Gard? (6-23-97)
  73. Watergate's Silver (Duct Tape) Anniversary (6-24-97)
  74. Cartoon Update: Scandals, Joe Camel, and so on... (6-25-97)
  75. Happy 100th Birthday, Jell-O! (6-27-97)
  76. Two Tickets to Roswell! (6-30-97)
  77. Harper's Index: Charging Prisoners for Jail Time, etc., etc. (7-1-97)
  78. Wallowing in Watergate: ENOUGH! (7-2-97)
  79. Roswell Revisited (7-7-97)
  80. Jacques Cousteau (7-8-97)
  81. What Did They Know? (7-9-97)
  82. The Bite of the Century! (7-14-97)
  83. Charles Kuralt: One Of A Kind (7-15-97)
  84. July: So Far, Not Good... (7-16-97)
  85. It Loses Something In The Translation (7-28-97)
  86. Unloading Telemarketers The Freberg Way! (7-30-97)
  87. The Verse By The Side Of The Road (8-1-97)
  88. Still More Language Confusion (8-7-97)
  89. Language Update: "Disheveled" (8-10-97)
  90. Cartoon Update: Andrew Cunanin, Vacations, and Clinton (8-11-97)
  91. Dashboard Dining (8-13-97)
  92. Ray Bradbury Does Not Compute (8-14-97)
  93. Another Political Cartoon Update [Contains weblink] (8-26-97)
  94. Still More Elvis Trivia (Thank You Very Much) (8-28-97)
  95. Lifestyles of the Old and French (8-29-97)
  96. Language Update: "Passing The Bar" (9-1-97)
  97. Breakfast With the Bats (9-2-97)
  98. Cartoon Update: TV Ratings and Sexual Harassment (9-9-97)
  99. Scary Meat Stuff (9-10-97)
  100. Stan's Book Review: "Real Places"[Repeat airdate: 9-11-97]
  101. A Few Yuri Jokes [Repeat airdate: 9-12-97]
  102. The Horror of Land Mines (9-15-97)
  103. Cartoon Update: E.coli and Elephant's Memory, among other things... (9-16-97)
  104. More Language Confusion (9-18-97)
  105. Clinton and Gore: Suffering from Callsheimer's? (9-29-97)
  106. Cartoon Update: A Few E.coli Cartoons (10-1-97)
  107. T.M.I. (Too Many Initials)? (10-2-97)
  108. Flying Space Junk (1997 Version) (10-3-97)
  109. Mr. Unlucky (10-4-97)
  110. The Heimlich Harassment (Airdate uncertain)
  111. The Coffee Tapes (10-20-97)
  112. Cartoon Update: Promise Keepers, Marv Albert, and so on... (10-21-97)
  113. The One, The Only...Groucho![Repeat airdate: 10-22-97]
  114. Harper's Index: Hooting Neighbors, etc., etc. (10-23-97)
  115. Veggie Libel Laws (10-24-97)
  116. Close Encounter of the Dubious Kind (10-27-97)
  117. Name Confusion: Mia? Tia? Lisa? [Repeat]
  118. The Eames Chair and Baseball: Are They Connected?
  119. Chinese 'Photo Op' (11-10-97)
  120. Here's to Women Vets! (11-11-97)
  121. Ann Miller--Tops In Taps! (11-12-97)
  122. Meanie Dolls? No, Thanks! (11-18-97)
  123. Answering Machine Dilemma (1997 Version)
  124. Light Bulbs (Round 2) [Repeat airdate: 11-20-97]
  125. The Typewriter Report (1997 Version) (11-26-97)
  126. "Under The Double Turkey" (11-27-97)
  127. A Few Choice Cartoons (11-28-97)
  128. No, No, Picasso...One Eye On EACH Side Of The Head! (12-1-97)
  129. A Golden Practical Joke (Revised version) (12-3-97)
  130. Plastic Surgery For A Plastic Girl (12-4-97)
  131. What Is Bill Gates Worth? (12-8-97)
  132. Words Aren't Pronounced How They're Spel-led (1997 Version)
  133. "Moostletoe" Revisited (12-10-97)
  134. What Dogs Hear (1997 Version) (12-11-97)
  135. The Name Game: Unlikely Couples (12-12-97)
  136. Stephane Grapelli: The First Hot Jazz Fiddle Player (12-16-97)
  137. The Alternative Turkey (12-18-97)
  138. America's Sickest Cities (12-19-97)
  139. Cartoon Update: "Amistad," among other things... (12-23-97)
  140. What Happened to Roseanne's Star? (12-24-97)
  141. Green Chri$tma$ (12-25-97)
  142. Cartoon Update: Computer Smut and the Mars Landing, for starters [Repeat airdate: 12-30-97]
  143. Unloading Telemarketers the Freberg Way [Repeat airdate: 12-31-97]