Byron th' E'f: Time now fo' t'other viset wif...

S.L.: Howdy, fellas an' gals. Today we is a-gonna hear th' sto'y ah call "Th' Lonely E'f."

(SFX: Music box)

S.L: Once upon a time, mighty long ago, thar was a li'l e'f who...

Byron: Sto'y Lady! Fry mah hide!

S.L.: ...an' this hyar e'f, wh...whut?

Byron: Yer not warin' yer glasses!

S.L.: No. I've got corntack lenses. But th' li'l e'f lived all alone, an'...

Byron: Sto'y Lady, yer right purdy! Fry mah hide!

S.L.: Thank yo'. Ennyway, th' li'l e'f was mighty lonely, an' mo'e than ennythin' else, he was...STOP THAT! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Byron: ah cain't he'p it, ah LOVE yo', Sto'y Lady! Fry mah hide!

S.L.: STOP IT! Fry mah hide! Git away fum me!

Byron: ah love yo', ah love yo', ah love yo' - OOH! Fry mah hide! Stop hittin' me witcher sto'y book! Fry mah hide!

S.L.: Yo' keep yer grabby han's t'yo'seff, yo' animal! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Byron: But ah love yo', ah love yo', ah love yo'...

S.L.: All right, ah warned yo'...

(SFX: Gunshot.)

Byron (weakly, af'er a momentary silence): ...thank yo', Sto'y Lady...be lissenin' next time, fellas an' gals, when Th' Sto'y Lady tells us...whut t'do about a nasty sh'der woun'...

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