Byron the Elf: Time now for another visit with... S.L.: Hello, boys and girls. Today we're going to hear the story I call "The Lonely Elf." (SFX: Music box) S.L: Once upon a time, very long ago, there was a little elf who... Byron: Story Lady! S.L.: ...and this elf, wh...what? Byron: You're not wearing your glasses! S.L.: No. I've got contact lenses. But the little elf lived all alone, and... Byron: Story Lady, you're beautiful! S.L.: Thank you. Anyway, the little elf was very lonely, and more than anything else, he was...STOP THAT!!! Byron: I can't help it, I LOVE you, Story Lady! S.L.: STOP IT! Get away from me! Byron: I love you, I love you, I love you - OOH! Stop hitting me with your story book! S.L.: You keep your grabby hands to yourself, you animal!!! Byron: But I love you, I love you, I love you... S.L.: All right, I warned you... (SFX: Gunshot.) Byron (weakly, after a momentary silence): ...thank you, Story Lady...be listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady tells us...what to do about a nasty shoulder wound... ©1968, 2001 Mel Blanc Productions.