Byron the Elf:...Time now for another visit with S.L.(Obviously drunk) Hello, hello, boys and girls! Today we're going to hear the shtory I call "The Old (*hic!*) Witch and The Dragon!"(Giggles) (SFX: Music box) S.L.: Once...once upon a time, there's a big old dragon, and (*hic!*)... B: Story Lady, you're DRUNK!<>/i> S.L. Yoouoo mind your own business! Anyways, (*sniffle*) this dragon was going on... B: You can't go on, Story Lady, you're disgusting! S.L.: Oooh, yeah? (*HIC!*) Try THIS on for size, you dumb Byron announcer! (SFX: Slap!) B: Story Lady, you - you SLAPPED me! S.L.: Yeah, I shlaaaapped you! (*HIC!) Whaddya gonna do about it, huh? B: This! (SFX: A connecting fist and breaking glass.) B: Nobody fools with Byron, the announcer fella!...Thank you, Story Lady. Be listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady will sober up, and watch her big mouth! (SFX: Music box out.) ©1968, 2002 Mel Blanc Productions. Home.