Byron the Elf: Time now for another visit with

S.L.: Hello, children! Today we're going to hear the story I call, "Little Jack Horner."

(SFX: Music Box)

S.L.: Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his...

(SFX: Cuckoo)

B: Story Lady!

S.L.: What's wrong, Byron?

B: That's supposed to be "Christmas pie!"

S.L: Well, I guess they changed it because it wasn't seasonal...Anyway,
He stuck in his..

(SFX: Horn honk!)


S.L.: Goodness, your ears are certainly red, aren't they?

B: Story Lady, don't you have another story today?

S.L: No. Why?

B: Well, I mean...well, I never...

S.L.: Not ever? Goodness...but to continue...
He pulled out a

(SFX: Horn honk!)
And said "What a..."

(SFX: Horn honk!)

B: Give me that microphone!

S.L.: Well, if you're going to get so mad, forget the whole thing!

(SFX: Footsteps and door slam.)

B: Thank you, Story Lady. Be sure you're listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady tells us the warm story of "The Beautiful Princess and Her..."
(SFX: Horn honk!)

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