Byron the Elf: Time now for another visit with S.L.: Hello, children! Today we're going to hear the story I call, "Little Jack Horner." (SFX: Music Box) S.L.: Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating his... (SFX: Cuckoo) B: Story Lady! S.L.: What's wrong, Byron? B: That's supposed to be "Christmas pie!" S.L: Well, I guess they changed it because it wasn't seasonal...Anyway, He stuck in his.. (SFX: Horn honk!) B: STORY LADY! S.L.: Goodness, your ears are certainly red, aren't they? B: Story Lady, don't you have another story today? S.L: No. Why? B: Well, I mean...well, I never... S.L.: Not ever? Goodness...but to continue... He pulled out a (SFX: Horn honk!) And said "What a..." (SFX: Horn honk!) B: Give me that microphone! S.L.: Well, if you're going to get so mad, forget the whole thing! (SFX: Footsteps and door slam.) B: Thank you, Story Lady. Be sure you're listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady tells us the warm story of "The Beautiful Princess and Her..." (SFX: Horn honk!) ©1968, 2002 Mel Blanc Productions. Home.