Byron the Elf: Time now for another visit with S.L.: Hello, boys and girls... Old Woman: Hello! B: Who's that funny-looking little old lady? S.L.: That's my mother. She came to the studio with me today. Today we're going to hear the story I call, "The Frog and the Elf." (SFX: Music Box) :O.W.:Ooh! S.L.: Don't be afraid, mother, it's only a music box. Once upon a time, there was an unhappy little froggy, and... O.W.: What's this? S.L. Don't touch that, mother...anyway, the frog and the elf were... O.W.: I just asked what it was! I... B: You get your hands off that switch, old lady, or I'll hit you in the mouth! S.L: Don't talk to my mother like that, Byron... O.W.: Never had to take that kind of guff off talking elves years ago when I was The Story Lady!... S.L: All right, mother... O.W.: ...and didn't have no radios then, either! Went door-to-door, and I just... B: I'm warning you, old lady, now get your hands off that switch before you cut us off th-- (Several seconds of dead air, followed by...) Janitor: This is the janitor saying, "Thank you, Story Lady and Byron, the Talking Elf." Be listening next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady will play strip poker with Lex Barker.