Byron the Elf: Time now for another exciting adventure with

(SFX: Music Box)

B: As we join The Story Lady today, we find her deep in the jungles of the Amazon, in the castle of the dreaded Spider Cult, in an effort to rescue the American newspaper man, who is in reality a...

S.L. (Interrupting): Byron...

(SFX: Music box slows to a halt.)

B: Yes, Story Lady?

S.L.: I don't know what you're doing, but I was planning to tell the story of The Enchanted Elf.

B: Well, didn't you hear about the format change?

S.L. Nobody told me about a format change-what's going on around here?

B: Here's the new script, just read it like...

S.L. (becoming increasingly cheesed off): Who's The Story Lady here, you or me? Listen, there's a clause in my contract that gives me script approval. I didn't spend all this time becoming The Story Lady to do some crummy Amazon-Spider Cult adventure! You can take your new format and put it in your nose!! Nobody changes The Story Lady format, I'm gonna talk to my agent!!!

(SFX: Footsteps, and door slam. Music box slowly starts again.)

B: (After a beat) Thank you, Story Lady. Be with us next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady will play the top 40 records of the week, and introduce her "pick hit of the day."

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