Byron the Elf: And now it's time for another visit with S.L.: Today's story is one I call, "Harold and the Magic Chicken Salad." (SFX: Music Box) S.L.: Once upon a time there was a man named Harold, who was very poor and always extremely tired. One day as he was trudging slowly through the village, he stopped to rest by an alley. As he paused trying to catch his breath, he heard a strange voice coming from the alley. It said, "I am a plate full of magic chicken salad. Please take me home with you and put me in your refrigerator; then you can eat me up and be big and strong and full of energy!" Well, Harold was flabbergasted! So he gathered up all his remaining strength, and trudged into the alley, then took the chicken salad home and ate it. The next morning, Harold awoke and experienced a new feeling... nausea. He had been posioned by rancid mayonnaise. B: Thank you, Story Lady. Be with us next time, boys and girls, when The Story Lady tells us about "The Fat Woman Who Went To The Movies and Sat In A Seat Full Of Chewing Gum." ©1968, 2002 Mel Blanc Productions. Home.