Byron the Elf:And now, boys and girls, it's time for another trip through make-believe land, with...

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S.L.: There once was an emperor who thought of nothing but new clothes. One day, a tailor told the emperor that he could make beautiful clothes for him, that stupid people would not be able to see.

The tailor then collected a bunch of money, and only pretended to make clothes for the emperor.

When the make-believe clothes were finished, the emperor put them on and paraded through the city. And everybody pretended that they could see the clothes, except for one person - Hugh Hefner - who asked the emperor to be the "Playmate of the Month," which he agreed to, and enjoyed very much, except for the staples in his tummy, which hurt a lot.

B: Thank you, Story Lady. Next time, boys and girls, The Story Lady will tell us how to check and raise while playing stud poker.

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