STAN FREBERG HERE...Veggie Match
Stan Freberg here. It's possible the pollen from the date palms has warped my brain, but I like living in L.A. As a satirist, the material I find here is endless. Where else can I find a dating service for vegetarians? After this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]
Freberg here. If you're a single vegetarian in L.A., no more hanging around singles bars--"Hi, I'm Steve, what's your sign?" Forget that.
Now you can belong to "Veggie Match," a Redondo Beach dating service for vegetarians only. If you're a veggie female, no more being dragged on the first date to some steak house where you have to leave before you barf.
Veggie Match will pair you with the vegetarian of your choice. You make your own video--"Hi, I'm Cindy, what's your vegetable?" It's not easy to find someone willing to spend quality time debating baked acorn squash versus zucchini as an entree.
Maybe Veggie Match could arrange to book veggie singles on some talk show...like, "Okrah"?
Stan Freberg here.
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