SEEING EYE RADIO SPOT CREATED & PRODUCED BY STAN FREBERG/FREBERG, LTD. :60 "RESTAURANT ACCESS" CAST: MAITRE'D: HARRY SHEARER LARRY: STAN FREBERG JOHN: DONAVAN FREBERG     MAITRE'D: Yessir? LARRY: I'd like a table for two. MAITRE'D: Uh... LARRY: Three, if you count my Seeing Eye dog, heh heh... JOHN: Ix-nay on mentioning your dog, Larry. MAITRE'D: We, uh, seem to be full up... LARRY: What? You don't allow blind people in this restaurant? MAITRE'D: Oh!..I...ahem...keep your voice down, please! JOHN: (Whisper) Forget it, Larry, let's go to a different restaurant... MAITRE'D: If the dog could, uh, wait outside... LARRY: The guide dog is trained to lie quietly at my feet, no problem. MAITRE'D: The d..uh, the dog... LARRY: The dog's not gonna order from the menu. Actually, he's already had lunch. MAITRE'D: Uh, in any event we don't seem to have any tables at the moment. JOHN: What? Well, the whole restaurant is full of empty tables! My friend Larry can't see that, but I can! MAITRE'D: I'm sorry, there'll be a 45-minute wait... LARRY: Do you know it's against the law to deny a blind person and their Seeing Eye dog access to a restaurant? MAITRE'D: AHEM! Something just opened up! This way, please! LARRY: You know what's amazing, John? That a restaurant would try to keep a Seeing Eye dog out, but let someone like him in. JOHN: Yeah. MUSIC: SHORT TAG UNDER FREBERG: Presented by "The Seeing Eye," of Morristown, NJ.   Copyright © 1997, Stan Freberg/Freberg, Ltd. and The Seeing Eye