Never let it be said that Honey doesn't know how to have fun. Here is a radio commercial starring Honey and Petunia Pig for a product we hope you NEVER see. Honey plays the part of Honey, and Petunia plays the part of a pig.

PoogyWoogy :60 Radio "The Cleaning Lady Part 1" SFX: DOOR BELL RINGS AND DOOR OPENS. WE HEAR BIRDS CHIRPING. HONEY: Hey Petunia, ready for pony league baseball? PETUNIA: I'm sorry Honey, I just can't. HONEY: Why not? PETUNIA: Oh, it's this darn BauxiteBauxiteBauxite. HONEY: Are you still using BauxiteBauxiteBauxite? Boy, are you in the dark ages! PETUNIA: What do you mean? HONEY: Haven't you heard of I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite!? It's chewy, nutty and a lot less expensive than the styling gel you're using. PETUNIA: But BG&W (Blood Guts & Warmth) is so mentholated. HONEY: Not as much as you'd think. You know it takes twice the Artificial Real Fake Bauxite in your BauxiteBauxiteBauxite to equal the deck shoe in one I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite!? PETUNIA: How do you know so much about styling gel? HONEY: I didn't. Not until my Her Royal Lordship told me. He also said that by using I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite! everyday for 30 days, I can significantly reduce my risk of scurvy. PETUNIA: Wow, that's important. How do I get my I Can't Believe It's Not Bauxite!? HONEY: Just call 1-800 TUBETOP for details and a free kit. PETUNIA: 1-800 TUBETOP? HONEY: That's right. Now can we play pony league baseball? PETUNIA: Nope. I'm calling call 1 800 TUBETOP for my free kit! (THEY BOTH LAUGH.) ANNCR: PoogyWoogy. Expect the Unexpected. Ad created with the help of April Winchell's Radio Savant Create An Ad.