Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Clinton and Gore: Suffering from Callsheimer's?

Stan Freberg here. Did Bill Clinton make fundraising calls from the White House? If he did, of course, they were illegal. But when asked recently he said, "Ummm, I don't remember." He doesn't, huh? More on that, after this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

The Republicans, yelling about a special prosecutor to investigate the illegal fundraising phone calls made by the President and Vice President from federal property, put enough pressure on Janet Reno that she finally said, "Okay, okay, but I want thirty days to think about it."

Al Gore admitted maybe he made a "few" calls; when checked, it turned out to be 46 fundraising calls. Hmm. The President, however, when asked, said "I don't remember making any calls." Hmm.

In my opinion, he may be suffering from a new disease: "Callsheimer's"--a loss of memory of all phone calls. Clinton and Gore may both be victims of Callsheimer's.

Give these guys a break, folks.

Stan Freberg here.

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