Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

One Guy We'd All Like To Get!

Stan Freberg here with a few thoughts on the Middle East's head terrorist, Osama bin Laden. The whole civilized world would like to get this guy, but, are they going about it wrong? [:60 SPOT BREAK]

When the U.S. launched Cruise missiles at the terrorist training grounds in Afghanistan, the Secretary of Defense said it'd be all right with him and the military if they just happened to take out Osama bin Laden, the "brains" behind our embassy bombings and other attacks.

But listen! Look at his picture. The C.I.A. is looking for a guy in a long beard and a white turban. Are you kidding? I think he's already shaved, dumped the turban, is into an Armani suit and walking around New York!

Forget the bearded guy in that guru outfit we've been looking at - zero in on a guy who looks like an account executive with a heavy Saudi accent, and a passport he had made up at Kinko's!

Stan Freberg here.

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