STAN FREBERG HERE...Clinton Confession - Take 17!
Stan Freberg here. White House aides have hinted that the President might be inching toward another television confession. Next thing you know, he was off to Moscow. Back in a minute. [:60 SPOT BREAK]
Freberg here. A lot of people thought Bill Clinton was not contrite enough, not apologetic enough, in his first television confession. Maybe he thinks being President means never having to say you're sorry. Whatever.
I didn't expect a full Jimmy Swaggart; you know, lip trembling, tears down the cheeks, but maybe at least a semi-Swaggart. I say they shoulda taped it ahead of time 'til the 'Pres' got it right, with his Hollywood friend Harry Thomason directing:
"Okay, Bill, keep the tears in the eyes, but try the lip bite. And Hillary, please don't throw the ashtray at him this time. Ohh-kay, 'Presidential Confession,' take 17...and CUT! Alright, that's the one that goes on the air."
"This Presidential confession was pre-recorded before a live audience of lawyers."
Stan Freberg here.
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