Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Monica's Little Blue Dress--What About It?

Stan Freberg here. Monica Lewinsky's celebrated dress has had Washington gossiping for weeks. Whether or not there was actually anything but salsa stains on it, what happens to the dress now? Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. I've been worrying about Monica's little blue dress. What will happen to the actual garment itself?

Well, we could see a Princess Di-like charity auction. Why not? Monica could supply other gowns as Di did.

"This is the dress Monica wore on her 17th trip to the White House, and this little revealing number was worn on her 23rd trip to the Oval Office. Maybe no DNA evidence, but notorious all the same! And here's her famous D.K.N.Y. beret!"

Hey, the money could go to a charity of Ms. Lewinsky's choosing--possibly a fund she could start to send poor young White House interns to camp.

Just a thought.

Stan Freberg here.

Copyright (C)1998, Stan Freberg/Freberg, Ltd. (but not very) Distributed by Dick Brescia Associates and Radio Spirits, Inc.