Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
STAN FREBERG HERE...


Happy Birthday...Me!

Stan Freberg here. Today, August 7th, is my birthday. I don't feel any older, actually. What's your official age, anyway? Just a couple of numbers. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. As I say, today is my birthday. Never mind how old I am. It's not how many candles on the cake that count, it's how old you feel inside your brain and your heart, and I must say I feel eternally young.

I've been a radio buff all my life--longer, actually. According to my mother, there was a radio dragged into the delivery room of the California Lutheran Hospital in Los Angeles--where I still live--by a nurse who hated to miss the radio soap opera, "Young Dr. Malone."

I was born on August 7th, between the NBC chimes and an Ivory Soap commercial, which makes me a Leo, with Proctor and Gamble as my rising sign.

God willing, I'll be around to celebrate a lot more birthdays.

Happy Birthday, me!

Stan Freberg here.


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