STAN FREBERG HERE...A Few Weird Laws
Stan Freberg here with a few weird laws you may not know about. In Norfolk, Virginia, it's illegal to have sex while riding in a motorcycle sidecar. I can't imagine even trying that, but the word "contortionist" comes to mind.[:60 SPOT BREAK]
Freberg here. In California, it's illegal to hunt whales from your car. Hmm. Fat chance of somebody trying to hit Orca from the window of their s.u.v. here in the heart of "Save the Whales" country.
And in the state of Oregon, dead people can't serve on juries. "Oh, drat! We were hoping to get Vince Foster to serve!"
And before you undress in the privacy of your bedroom in Oxford, Ohio with your boyfriend's picture nearby, remember it's illegal for a woman to strip in front of a man's picture. Does a "Hanson" poster on the wall count? You bet!
If we let you do that, the next thing, you'll be having sex in a motorcycle sidecar.
Stan Freberg here.
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