Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Harper's Index: Who's Ken Starr, etc., etc.?

Stan Freberg here with some statistics from "Harper's Index." Number of American adults under the age of 31 who don't know who Kenneth Starr is? 21%. "Uhh, wasn't he in one of those asteroid movies?" [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. Percentage change since 1994 in the American Emu Association? -70%. Hmm. People didn't go for those Emu quarter-pounders with cheese, huh?

Number of Americans who say they're confident passenger trips to the Moon will occur in their lifetime? 29%. Number of rooms Hilton says they have planned for the lunar Hilton? 5000. If people get hungry in the middle of the night, let's hope they have 24-hour moon service.

Number of years chef Julia Child was employed by the CIA? 3. I say she would've worked for 'em longer, but every time she arrested some spy, instead of interrogating him, she'd teach him how to make chicken soup.

Stan Freberg here.

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