STAN FREBERG HERE...Light Bulb Jokes (Round 2) (1997 Version)
Stan Freberg here with a few light bulb jokes, like "How many light bulbs does it take (fill in the blank)?" My favorite is, "How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" The answer, when I come back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]
Freberg here at the light bulb desk. Here's a kind of uptight one: "How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?" Answer: "Just one...and that's NOT funny!"
Here's a "boomer" one: "How many baby boomers does it take, etc.?" "Seven--one to change the bulb, and six to blab about how great it is for all of us to come together to do this!"
And "How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?" "None--Bill Gates will simply redefine 'darkness' as the industry standard."
But now, my favorite: "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?" "Just one--but the bulb has got to really want to change!"
Stan Freberg here.
Copyright (C)1997, Stan Freberg/Freberg, Ltd. (but not very) Distributed by Dick Brescia Associates and Radio Spirits, Inc.