Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

The "Bite" of the Century

Stan Freberg here. You're probably sick of hearing about what Mike Tyson did to Evander Holyfield's ear. So am I. But, here's a few comments from around the country. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again. Just when I think I'll hopefully never see another film clip from "The Bite of the Century," here it comes dredged up again. One thing for sure--we know Mike Tyson isn't a vegetarian.

The L.A. Times called it a "chomp-ionship" fight, and the New York Post, over a front page shot of Mike sinking his teeth into Evander's ear, had a one-word headline: "DRACULA!"

And I thought to myself, "If doctors hadn't reattached the chewed-off piece of his ear, Holyfield would've been permanently 'Van Goghed'." Ahem...

A national survey asked people who they would least like to be bitten by. Dracula came in 3rd, Hannibal Lecter 2nd, and Mike Tyson 1st. Good news for Marv Albert--he wasn't even mentioned!

Stan Freberg here.

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