Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Two Tickets to Roswell!

Stan Freberg here. About 50 years ago, I believe something crashed in Roswell, New Mexico, and its initials are "U.F.O." [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Roswell, New Mexico is more than the birthplace of Demi Moore. At first, the government said the silver metallic object that crashed there was indeed a U.F.O.; and the next day, they revised it to "...ahem...just a weather balloon," then they clammed up.

Tales of a spaceship locked away in a secret hangar, with dead aliens, have fueled many movies, like "Independence Day" and "Men In Black." But Roswell is preparing for a new invasion--the thousands of tourists who will visit the Roswell Museum, and munch alien cookies in their t-shirt reading, "I crashed in Roswell, New Mexico!"

What with making the cover of Time magazine, the Roswell Chamber of Commerce couldn't be happier, now that they're the "U.F.O. Capital of America."

Hey! My friend Ray Bradbury and I are booking two tickets to Roswell!

Stan Freberg here.

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