Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

1000 People With Clinton: Now That's An Entourage!

Stan Freberg here. Other Presidents have taken staff to China--Nixon, 300; Bush, 500; but Bill Clinton has dragged along 1000. Hey, that's some entourage! [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. Since Monica's photo layout appeared, cartoonist Kiturba of the Omaha World Herald shows Clinton sidling up to a newsstand in a trenchcoat and dark glasses, whispering "Umm...Vanity Fair, please..."

Meanwhile, in China, he brought along over a hundred advisors, a hundred and fifty military, a hundred and fifty security, and two hundred news media - over 1000 in all! He also flew in 10 armored limos, so he's all hunkered down...for how long?

Well, China's a long way from Ken Starr and all that, so he might just decide to stay awhile. Plus, you know what we say about Chinese food? Same is true there. An hour later, he'll be hungry to visit China again, and an hour after that, etc. So we may see Bill a little after the year 2000...if then.

Stan Freberg here.

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