Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

The Conspirasky Theory

Stan Freberg here. Monica Lewinsky's in the news even more since she hired new lawyers. Will Kenneth Starr ever indict her? Who cares? I wonder something else about her. When I come back.

Freberg here. Not long ago, I recorded a new CD for Rhino Records. Here's a little bit:

(Music intro; Stan sings)
What do a former White House intern
An Olympic ice-skating champion
And an old Unabomber have in common?
Monica Lewinsky rhymes with Tara Lupinski
And they both rhyme with Theodore Kaczynski
What are the odds of having three different people
In the news all the time
Who perfectly rhyme?...

Well, that gives you the idea. Could there be a conspirasky here? That's the name of my song: "The Conspirasky Theory." It'll be out later in "The Ultimate Freberg Boxed Set" from Rhino/Warner's.

In the meantime, don't you wonder how come all those people rhyme? What's going on?

Stan Freberg here.

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