STAN FREBERG HERE...Road Rage (Part One)
Stan Freberg here. Ah, the times we live in. U.S. News recently had a cover reading "Road Rage." You know, people taking their anger out on other drivers? Let's COOL IT, folks! Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]
Freberg here on what U.S. News calls "Road Rage"--people getting into their car, totally stressed out from their job, marital problems and so forth, and taking it out on other drivers.
Also, with the number of whackos behind the wheel, some people are now having their cars bullet-proofed! USA Today says, "Fear fuels armored car demand!" Hey, as a satirist who frequently manages to irritate some groups, I wouldn't mind driving around in a Brink's truck.
Actually, the story talked about armor companies that have always catered to presidents and ambassadors, but for a price will beef up your car. More on this, next time.
Oh-oh...I just saw a bumper sticker that said, "Keep honking--I'm RELOADING!"
Stan Freberg here. Copyright (C)1997, Stan Freberg/Freberg, Ltd. (but not very) Distributed by Dick Brescia Associates and Radio Spirits, Inc.