Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Name Confusion: Mia? Tia? Lisa?

Stan Freberg here. I'm getting people's names confused again. Like Tea Leoni and Mia Sorvino. Mia? Tea? They're different people, right? More, after this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. I get mixed up between Tea Leoni and Mia Sorvino, who stars in a film with Lisa Kudrow, not to be confused with Leeza Gibbons, who's a whole different person than Liza Minelli. Then there's Uma Thurman. I always confuse Uma with Yma...Sumac, that is. Yma Sumac has a singing range of 5 octaves...Yma, not Uma. So let's see, we have Tea, Mia, Lisa, Leeza, Liza, Uma and Yma. Hmm.

My sister was named Gwendolyn. Gwendolyn June Freberg. You can't confuse Gwendolyn with Tia or Mia or Lisa or Leeza or Yma; she was just Gwendolyn, or "Gwenny." Great name, great sister.

But I guess I would have loved her if her name had been Uma.

Stan Freberg here.

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