Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
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Light Bulbs: Round 2

Stan Freberg here. The other day I rounded up a few "light bulb" jokes. You know, "How many (fill in the blanks) does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A few more, after this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. In the 1980s, there was this light bulb joke: "How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes him about 30 years to realize the old one is burned out."

About the same time: "How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?" And the feminists answer: "Just one--and that's NOT funny!"

And more recently: "How many 'Dolly' clones does it take...? As many as you'd like...as many as you'd like..."

And here's a computer one: "How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? None. Bill Gates will simply redefine 'darkness' as the industry standard."

But my favorite is still: "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one--but the light bulb has got to really want to change."

Stan Freberg here.



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