Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

What's In A Name?

Stan Freberg here. What's in a name? Would you believe Abe Lincoln worked for an airline? Huh? I kid you not. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. Yep, Abe Lincoln is actually a retired flight engineer in Peppermills Village, Maryland. That must have been interesting. The pilot must have always known "Honest Abe" would give him the right flight information.

And how about a man named Rhett Butler, who lives in Virginia? Too bad he never met a woman actually named Scarlett O'Hara. She lives in Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.

She remembers arguing with her husband one day while they were standing at the door. Scarlett says, "I tried apologizing, but he wouldn't listen. Even though I said I was sorry, I'll be darned if he didn't turn to me and say, you guessed it, 'Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn!'"

Hmm. Probably waited for years for the chance to say that.

Stan Freberg here.

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