Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
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Alexander Graham Bell and the Telephone

Stan Freberg here. This month celebrates Bell's patenting of the telephone back in March, 1876. Freberg's take on that, after this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

In my Grammy-nominated CD "Stan Freberg presents The Unites States of America, Vol. 2," I saluted Alexander Graham Bell. After I sent his assistant Watson into the next room, Bell picks up his phone for the first time, and hears a strange voice:

OPERATOR: What number are you calling?

BELL: What? Who IS this?

OPERATOR: This is the operator...

BELL: The operator of what? Wh-what are you operating?

OPERATOR: Do you have a first name or initial?

(SFX: Hangs up phone)

BELL (Under his breath): I must be imagining things...I've been putting in too much overtime...

(SFX: Picks up receiver)

OPERATOR: Please deposit fifteen cents for overtime...

BELL: Watson! Come here! I REALLY need you!

(SFX: Door opens)

BELL: I've been trying to call you!

WATSON: And I've been trying to call you, too--but your line was busy!

(MUSIC: Up and under)

Stan Freberg here.

(Music out.)



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