Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

The Freberg Second Pie Theory

Stan Freberg here. While Bill Gates was in Brussels, somebody threw a pie at him, and connected. What was behind this startling pastry attack? Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. You probably saw the picture of Bill Gates, chairman of Microsoft, with pie on his face, custard all over his glasses; but wait! Look at that AP photo! See that shadowy figure in the background? Is that a second pie thrower? Was there a second pie?

Conspiracy theorists may argue the "Freberg Second Pie Theory" for years, but here's another possibility. Not long ago, I pointed out that Gates is so rich, that were he to see a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk, he'd actually lose money in the time it took to reach down and pick it up.

Did some person hearing me reveal that become so angered at Gates he let fly with a pie? Is that why if you see Gates lately, he's still got pie on his glasses? He'd lose money if he took the time to wipe 'em off?

Stan Freberg here.

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