Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

"Zippergate--The Movie"?

Stan Freberg here. As the White House scandal takes a new twist every day, here in Hollywood they're already casting the movie! A few actor suggestions, after this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. Who'll play what part in "Zippergate - The Movie"? Well, Entertainment Magazine says Monica Lewinsky could be played by ex-90210's Shannon Doherty. Maybe, but I say why not have Monica herself read for it? After all, she was a drama major in school.

The part of Linda Tripp, her sometime friend who wired her, must go to Penny Marshall, a dead ringer. And Clinton's friend Barbra Streisand is a shoo-in for the part of Hillary. So why not have Barbra's boyfriend James Brolin for the President?

And the part of Clinton's secretary, Betty Currie? I'd say how 'bout Oprah Winfrey, but she may be a vegetarian by now, and might object to sending out for all those Big Macs.

Stan Freberg here.

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