Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
STAN FREBERG HERE...


One Way To Deal With Saddam

Stan Freberg here. How to deal with a tyrant like Saddam Hussein--without starting another war, that is. I have an idea. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. Look, Saddam can play "hide the weapons of mass destruction" forever, so listen. Back during the Gulf War, in these commentaries carried by Armed Forces Radio to our troops in Saudi, Arabia, I suggested one idea to rid the world of Saddam, short of putting a cruise missile in his jacuzzi.

In New Orleans I know a voodoo specialist who can fashion a Saddam doll. Then by pushing strategic pins in Saddam the doll, the real Saddam in Baghdad may suddenly get seriously ill: "OUCH! My spleen! OOH! My heart and my spleen! What is happening to me?"

Will it work? Couldn't hurt. The Pentagon should let me know if they wanna bypass the U.N., and go direct to my voodoo doll connection.

Pins are standing by.

Stan Freberg here.



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