Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Valentine's Day Alert!

Stan Freberg here. In case all you husbands, boyfriends and sons have fogotten, tomorrow is Valentine's Day! That gives you less than 24 hours to get with it. Don't say I didn't warn you. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. February 14th is a day for which Hallmark Cards lives. Some people get married on Valentine's Day; not such a great idea for a man. If you forget, you got two strikes against you! I already have a heart-shaped box of candy, plus a back-up bag of Rocky Road, in case she pinches all the chocolates and hates what's inside.

By the way, Rocky Road ice cream is over a hundred years old. In 1895, the two guys who founded Dreyer's Ice Cream couldn't find little marshmallows, so they cut big marshmallows into itsy ones with their wives' sewing scissors.

Hmm...imagine a time when all a guy ever had to explain to his wife was how her sewing scissors got all sticky.

Stan Freberg here.

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