Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!


Stan Freberg here. Nixon had his Watergate, but this era is definitely going down in history as "Zippergate." [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again. William Jefferson Clinton has been juggling a lot of things in the air lately: a possible military strike against Saddam Hussein, his Paula Jones deposition, getting ready for his State of the Union speech...when all of a sudden, out of the wooodwork, HERE CAME MONICA LEWINSKY!!!

How's the leader of the free world s'posed to get to sleep at night? He tries counting sheep, but in his mind, the sheep keep turning into women: "Let's see, uh, Gennifer Flowers, that's one...Paula Jones,, almost didn't recognize her with that Barbra Streisand hairdo...Kathleen Willey, three...Monica Lewinsky, four...Mary-Ann Something-or-other, five--don't shove, girls, one at a time!"

Stan Freberg here.

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