Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

A Few Semi-Memorable Lines

Stan Freberg here with a few semi-memorable lines uttered by various people, from Mary Hart to Melanie Griffith to some friend of Tim McVeigh. After this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again with a few less-than-memorable comments. Melanie Griffith, after researching a role she was to play in a Nazi movie, reportedly said, "Hey, do you know the Nazis killed 6 million people? Umm, that's a lot of people!" Ah, thanks for that insight, Melanie.

And as reported by Esquire magazine, Mary Hart, in a promo for the show "Entertainment Tonight," announced, "The world gathers for Diana's funeral...PLUS Heather's new 'Melrose' love scenes! Next on 'ET'!" Hmm.

And a friend of convicted bomber Timothy McVeigh was quoted as saying, "Tim was a good person, if you don't consider what happened in Oklahoma."

Words to live by, hmm?

Stan Freberg here.

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