Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Cyber-News You Can't Use

Stan Freberg here. Don't you occasionally say to yourself, "Enough already with all the computer-related internet stuff"? Sometimes I say "What does 'whuh-whuh-whuh' mean?" just to annoy people, you know. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again. The whole world is on the web, it seems. Even before Mattel announced an upcoming makeover of the world's most popular doll, there was "Computer Barbie." She sits at a little work station with her pink computer. Fine.

And now comes the world's first "cyber-divorce." A Florida husband claimed his wife spent like 17 hours a day on line, neglecting their children. The judge granted him the 3 kids, but she gets custody of the computer, and all its files.

And Wright, of the Palm Beach Post, showed a Christmas cartoon. Joseph, outside the manger, is saying to the Three Wise Men, "For more details, you can reach us at ''."

Stan Freberg here.

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