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The Alternative Turkey

Stan Freberg here, and so is the tofu turkey. Not just vegetarians will be sitting down to Christmas dinner with this alternative turkey. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again. Watch out, Butterball--the tofu turkey is here! According to the Wall Street Journal, 26,000 alternative turkeys, shaped like a roasted turkey, but made of tofu, will be consumed this year. 4 times as many as last year. I may try one myself.

Vegetarian Times magazine ran a picture of me with my thumb and index finger an inch apart. The caption read, "Stan Freberg says he is this far from becoming a vegetarian."

I just can't make up my mind between the tofu turkey from Fresh Tofu of Easton, Pennsylvania; the "Tofurkey" with four drumsticks from Turtle Island Foods, Hood River, Oregon; or the "Unturkey" from San Fransisco's Now And Zen.

Hmm. I wonder if they have a wheat gluten wishbone.

Stan Freberg here.



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