STAN FREBERG HERE...Moostletoe Revisited
Stan Freberg here. Have you finished your Christmas shopping? Fat chance, right? I have a couple of interesting suggestions. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]
Freberg again with a couple of gift ideas. On the low end of the spectrum, in every sense, Grizzly's Gifts in Anchorage, Alaska, has a few items you won't find at Macy's, like moose dung earrings, made of real moose stuff that's been shellacked: "Oh, darling, moose dung earrings!!" 2 and a half bucks. I'll pass.
But on the high end, model Tyra Banks is wearing a $3 million bra, in the Victoria's Secret Christmas catalog.
The white satin bra, designed by jeweler Harry Winston, is covered with 100 diamonds, with a 42-karat pear-shaped diamond dangling in the...uh...cleavage. Stocking stuffer.
I'd buy one for my wife Donna, but she already has all the $3 million diamond-covered bras she can use.
Stan Freberg here. Copyright (C)1997, Stan Freberg/Freberg, Ltd. (but not very) Distributed by Dick Brescia Associates and Radio Spirits, Inc.