Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!
STAN FREBERG HERE...


Moostletoe Revisited

Stan Freberg here. Have you finished your Christmas shopping? Fat chance, right? I have a couple of interesting suggestions. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again with a couple of gift ideas. On the low end of the spectrum, in every sense, Grizzly's Gifts in Anchorage, Alaska, has a few items you won't find at Macy's, like moose dung earrings, made of real moose stuff that's been shellacked: "Oh, darling, moose dung earrings!!" 2 and a half bucks. I'll pass.

But on the high end, model Tyra Banks is wearing a $3 million bra, in the Victoria's Secret Christmas catalog.

The white satin bra, designed by jeweler Harry Winston, is covered with 100 diamonds, with a 42-karat pear-shaped diamond dangling in the...uh...cleavage. Stocking stuffer.

I'd buy one for my wife Donna, but she already has all the $3 million diamond-covered bras she can use.

Stan Freberg here.


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