Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

B.S. (Bumper Stickers) 101

Stan Freberg here. I love bumper stickers. Some new ones are pretty funny, like this one: "I said 'No' to drugs, but they wouldn't listen." [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. I've decided that some of our greatest literature is found on bumper stickers. You know, short, concise sentences, just like my high school English teacher tried to teach us.

Here's one: "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." The Mafia should like that one.

Here's a politically incorrect one for all you two or three pack-a-day folks: "I smoke like a beagle in a laboratory."

And another, to enrage vegetarians: "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

Here's one probably too intellectual for the guy honking from behind: "You - out of the gene pool!"

But after the rash of freeway shootings in southern California, my favorite bumper sticker is still: "Keep honking - I'm reloading."

Stan Freberg here.

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