Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

Chinese "Photo Op"

Stan Freberg here. There's been so many Asian people in and out of the White House lately I get confused. Who was the latest Chinese guy in for a "photo op"? Oh, yeah-- the President of China. Be right back. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg again. So the smiling Chinese "Pres" with the unpronouncable name went back to Beijing, and not a moment too soon, according to human rights protestors. I will say you'd think Clinton coulda made a tougher deal; you know, President Jhong coulda spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom in exchange for promising some progress on human rights.

Bill and Hillary hosted a lavish state dinner for the president of China--with their best china, I assume--and after that, they led Jhong into the East Room for desert and coffee. But hey! After all those embarrassing fund-raiser tapes, wouldn't you think Clinton woulda thought twice about having still one more Chinese guy in for coffee and a photo op?

Stan Freberg here.

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