Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!


Odds & Ends: "Titanic", Dole and the Starr Report

Stan Freberg here with a few odds and ends that have come across my desk. The first is a "Titanic" T-shirt that I like a lot. In a minute. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. Okay, after all the hoopla about the "Titanic", a new T-shirt has a picture of the ship on its' way down. It reads, "The Titanic. It sank. Get over it."

And according to Newsweek, here's a remark recently made by former Presidential candidate Bob Dole. He said, "You know what Disraeli had to say...umm, I don't remember what he said. He said something. He's no longer with us." Thanks for that insight, Bob.

But I like Bob Dole, who just missed being President in 1996 by a few votes. Just think, if he had won, we'd have been spared all the Lewinsky nightmare: no Oval Office hanky-panky, no cigar stuff. Ah, well, live and learn.

I just read that the entire Starr Report is now available printed on a roll of toilet paper! Hmm...that's the best place for it.

Stan Freberg here.



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