Satiric radio commentary for the 90s from the man who drained Lake Michigan and filled it with hot chocolate!!!

What To Do With Clinton: The Freberg Answer

Stan Freberg here. The solution on what to do with President Clinton just came to me! Impeachment? Naaah. Hang him by the thumbs? Naaah. The Freberg answer is much simpler. After this. [:60 SPOT BREAK]

Freberg here. The successful Mideast peace agreement mediated by Bill Clinton gave me an idea. He appeared to be a strong leader, doing just what he was supposed to; but he did it away from the White House, at the Wye Plantation in Maryland...follow this, now...he also previously brokered the Northern Ireland peace treaty, but both successes occured away from Washington.

It's only when Clinton was actually in the Oval Office that he got into trouble. Even his triumphant fund-raising occured in New York, L.A., San Fransisco, see what I mean? The guy's a GREAT President AWAY from Washington, so I have the answer.

We don't have to impeach him--just keep the President away from the Oval Office, and his legacy will do just fine.

Stan Freberg here.

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